Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Let's Get Ready to Laugh, Laugh, Laugh!!

Here are some jokes that i would like to share from Laugh out loud (http://www.laughoutloud.com.sg/#Scene_1)!!

Though some have been in circulation for some time, but i think they are still funny and it does cheer you up! It does for me at least...

Q. Who gave Andy Lau that cup of 忘情水?


A. It's "Ah-Hah"! Because the lyrics sings....."Ah Hah, 给我一杯忘情水..."


This is simpler:
Q. Who does Sammi Cheng miss the most? (郑秀文最舍不得谁?)


A. It's her 爷爷. Because she sings "我舍不得你, Yeah-e-Yeah" (In cantonese)


Visualise this: Your hand (open palm) doing like a wave motion
Q. If that motion symbolises a fish, then what does this motion represent - Your hand (closed palm) doing the same action?


A. It's fish-ball!!


Q. Moving your palms vigoriously (left and right) - That's a wave. What is it when you move it gently instead?


A. It's Micro-wave!!


Wahaha... Feel free to visit the website for jokes and you stand to win vouchers like me ~i won $30 Vivocity vouchers...which means it's shopping time!!~

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