Thursday 15 October 2009

If...

If there was a chance, I would like to be a Man. I wont need to go through PMS, having to go through so much trouble before stepping out of the house, expected to be able to cook, tidy the house and look after the kids.

Even if i were fat, i can still get a girlfriend.

Even if i cant cook, I have someone to cook for me.

Even if i dont put on make up, i can still go out to have fun.

I can even choose to stay out late, stay over at my Gf's place or not send her home when i dont feel like doing so.

I do not worry about losing anything regardless the number of girlfriends i have. All i need to do is "play is safe" (Guys, dont you agree?)

Isnt it wonderful?

A man also sees things differently. He can neglect this and that, yet his girlfriend still stand by him. He is at fault and he can speak loudly to his girlfriend. He may care but he has the excuse of being non-expressive!

A man has all reasons to do whatever he wants to do. Yet a woman is exactly the opposite.

If only i was born one too... ... (but i dont have the intention to turn lesbian)